Amusing

I’m bored today. I’m in a slump. I’ve got lots of work that needs doing, but somehow can’t quite muster up the energy to actually do any of it. I’m sitting around my office, opening boxes of porn videos and just not feeling even slightly intrigued by any of them. The flesh holds no more mysteries, not for me anyway.

There is one movie I got the other day that I’d kind of like to watch, but I think somebody already stole it out of my office. It’s called Pull My Hair And Call Me Stupid. Young-looking girls (none older than, at most, 22) being ass-fucked and verbally abused by guys in their late 30s or early 40s. Real charming stuff. Like I said, I think it’s already been stolen out of my office. Material of that nature tends to disappear quickly.

Read a quote earlier that “Black parents say a white guy shouldn’t teach black history”.

From the article:

>Phyllis Yarber Hogan, a member of the Oberlin Black Alliance for Progress, said a white teacher wouldn’t be well-suited to teaching students about subjects like slavery. “When you talk about slavery, students need to understand it is not our fault,” she said. “Our ancestors did nothing wrong to be enslaved. How do you work through that when the person teaching it is the same type of person who did the enslaving?”

Yeah, she sounds real committed to progress. What a bunch of morons these people must be.

Pointless info: How old was Bob Hope when he died? The guy who wrote his New York Times obituary died in 2000.

A really funny old interview with some douchebag writer whose book I’m probably never going to read.

In other news a ridiculous survey published in Germany says 1/3 of Germans under 30 believe the U.S. had something to do with 9/11.

Heh.

His take? “No more do I want to hear that Europeans are more sophisticated than Americans…the lunatic fringe is going mainstream.”

The phrase “more sophisticated than Americans” is the crucial hedge. Because, as we all remember, something like 40% of Americans surveyed by CNN thought the 9/11 hijackers were Iraqis.

Even if this survey did prove that Germans were as dumb as Americans, that wouldn’t be news. But since it does nothing of the kind, there’s even less of a point to this whole thing.

It’s not too late to make final preparations for New Year’s Eve, y’know. Used to have a link to a funny article on www.thetexasmercury.com but it’s no longer there, fortunately I had a copy on my HD so here it is in full.

Snuffing it for the Holidays

With the holidays upon us, no doubt many of you out there are contemplating suicide. Public-spirited and civic-minded as I tend to be, I thought I might give you a few tips from my broad range of lethal knowledge on how best to go about it. Timely, too, that’s me.